Starbucks or God Likes to Play with His Matchbox Cars

You WILL NOT cut me off you stupid 4-door Wrangler.  Hah! I win.  You will now wait behind me in the drive-thru at Starbucks.  You lost the race today.  

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There's a little boy in the corner wearing a white bathrobe and sandals.  Despite being only six years old, he's already got a heavy white beard.  He's playing with toy cars.  They're painted with lead paint, but that doesn't matter because this little boy is God--infallible and invincible.  The Volkswagen Rabbit in his left hand pumps along the berber carpet.  But lo! In his right hand, a Land Rover zooms up around the Rabbit.  It cuts in front and does that stunt driver turn so it's perpendicular to the Rabbit.  Then God lifts the Land Rover and starts beating the Rabbit with it.  Oh. Crash.  Clank.  Thwack.  Beating, beating, pummeling!  He feels better.