Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Does Claritan/Loratadine make you epically cranky?

Or is it just my lack of sleep.
Don't let your cats climb on stuff because they'll knock something over and you'll scream at them and then cry.
Don't mix condensed soup, tuna, and frozen vegetables.  Then, don't try to put refrigerator biscuits on top.  Then, don't expect the tuna glop to be warm or the biscuits to not be burned on top and goo on the bottom.  If you do, you'll throw a spoon (plastic) and then cry.
Don't try to place a WordPerfect file into InDesign.  Don't try to convert it to any other file format.  Don't spend too much time trying to get the antiquated file format to open.  You won't cry because you're at work, but you'll grind your teeth, and stare at the floor and want to be home so you can cry.
Just don't do anything.  Just go home and watch TV because you will fuck up tonight's dinner.  And you will cry.  And you will stay up too late and take loratadine in the morning.  And it'll all happen again tomorrow. 

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