I am not a neat person. Perhaps stepping on a ruler and gashing my toes will change that. But probably not.

Marie Smith Jones died. I'd never heard of her, but it's interesting nonetheless. If I were in her situation, I'd have wrongly defined some naughty words. So people trying to learn my language would be saying "shit" whenever they were saying, oh I don't know, "love." "I shit you." "I shit that color on you." Nobody would ever know. Ever.

Of course, that's immature.