I hate Office 2008. It takes 4+ minutes to load. No joke. It fucks up all my fonts.  Everytime I open it my system fonts change.  And I don't even mean to open it.  It's somehow the default.  I kept Office '04.  But sometimes, I still double click instead of drag and drop.  And I'm ready to kill today. Absolutely. Just cross me and see how I grind my teeth and then cry in frustration after you've walked away and I've said nothing.