Hi,
I'm Zeke the Plumber. You may remember me from an episode of "Salute Your Shorts" in which I haunted Michael and Telly's dreams. I'd like to request that the title "The Plumber" be dropped from the political vernacular. I keep getting false alarms to do my haunting. It makes my job tough. Sometimes, I pop up at political rallies. That's pretty embarrassing. It's also having an emotional effect. My demographic are mostly in their mid-twenties. They don't really call on mask-wearing ghosts to do their bidding anymore. I miss the work and all these false alarms, getting my hopes up, are just awful. It just reminds me that I'm obsolete.
Thank you,
Zeke the Plumber
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