I saw The Apartment last night.

I didn't know the word "sex" existed in 1960. I also didn't know Hollywood had discovered attempted suicide.

But I'm pretty glad they did. It was a decent + movie. It wasn't mind-blowingly revelatory, but it was well done and enjoyable. I highly recommend it. I could totally see it being remade today. Its story is totally translatable. Just throw in a few cell phones and throw out the hats (sad).

Oscar claims that the downfall of society started when men stopped wearing proper hats. I think I read that somewhere too.

**Oscar just walked in with short hair!!!**