Remember the SNL sketch with Molly Shannon and another actress as the public radio hosts? Well, Tuesday morning's host on WFHB is that sketch. There's only one of them, but you really only need one person to be that monstrously boring. However, I think she knows I'm writing about her because she's speaking a bit, a teeny tiny bit, more excitedly. She plays Druid Stone. What the crap?

The ink smell is bad today.  My nose burns. My head hurts. 

I miss winter break.

How have I never seen "It's a Wonderful Life?" Maybe I'm glad I haven't. Cus I'm watching it now and it's amazing. It hasn't been ruined by years of seeing it. It missed my "I hate everything that everybody else loves" phase. *smile*

22 and counting

I have so far received 22 emails, all concerning one invitation. Granted, 16 or so have been logo attachments, but they keep adding sponsors and sponsor logos. And they want all the logos on the inside of the invitation. In one 5.5" x 4.24" section of space, I'm cramming 18 EIGHTEEN LOGOS!! I'm so sick of this.

And don't get me started on B&GCA. I need their freaking text. Not to sound like a type diva, but with as much text as they're having, I don't type. I set type.

Felty poo

Yesterday, I looked over at Euler and he had a brown strip dangling from his mouth. It took me a second, but I quickly realized it was a strip of felt. I tried to grab Euler, but he's quick when he thinks you want to grab him. I kept at it, but each time I cornered him the strip was shorter. Finally, it was gone. Now, combine panic with slapstick, and that's about where I was. I called the vet because a six inch ribbon of felt seems like an awful lot for one kitten. She said not to worry about it unless he starts acting odd. I was kinda cracking up at how ridiculous it was for Euler to eat felt. Then, I thought about what the poo will be like. What if its just poo coated felt? And it's too long and he can't pinch it off and he freaks out, running through the apartment with poopy felt dangling from his butt. Too funny. Unless it actually happens and I have to deal with it.