Bacon is also no longer cool

I'm also tired of this bacon mania thing. Oooh it's so subversive to like bacon. It's so anti-health establishment. Bacon is done, now. Thanks.

Except this: Bacon!
This is still funny because I say so.

Mustaches aren't cool

Nor are they cool in any ironic way.

Mustaches drawn on your finger, which is held up to your lip: Not cool. Marginally clever for a while, but not anymore.
Mustaches made from felt and held on with double sided tape: Not cool.
Papier-mâché mustaches on sticks (like antique masks): Cool concept, but the mustache cliche totally ruins it.
Mustache contests: So done!
The only good mustaches ever: Rhett Butler and Tom Selleck.